In love
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
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How I spent the last half hour of my work day.
Today I interviewed an old couple on the phone for their anniversary and they cracked me up.
They were insulting each other the entire time; even their first words to each other when they met as teens were insults.
Her quotes from “I should have swiped the gramaphone across his head” to “he looks like the back of a bus” had me almost crying with laughter. I spit across my computer screen as they fired comments back and forth, all the while typing furiously to get it all down.
This is what makes relationships work - HUMOUR. You need to be able to laugh with your partner. You need someone who can make you laugh.
No wonder they’ve lasted 60 years.
